Executive summary about hotel rooms by Ryan Aldred
1. The hotel offers ‘Complimentary De-lousing’ with a 4 night stay.
2. The conference room is reserved for the International Amateur Yodellers Convention.
3. There’s a chalk outline on the room’s ceiling.
4. While wondering how a 200 room hotel can stay in business when you are clearly the only customer, you see a sign in your room which reads, “Warning: Please do not wonder how this 200 room hotel can stay in business when you are clearly the only customer.”